Pounds, dollar
Millionaire, dollar
Pounds, dollar, dollar
Millionaire, millionaire

I’ve seen the future, huh, I can’t afford it, uh
Tell you the truth, sir, someone just bought it
Say Mr. Whispers, here come the click of dice
Roulette and blackjack, build us a paradise
Larger than life and twice as ugly
If we have to live there, you’ll have to drug me

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt
At the hands of fate (so tell me)

Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Millionaire, billionaire, trillionaire

Hardly surprising, if you might consider
Loyalties go to the highest of bidders
Want my opinion? I’d give you ten to one
Give me a million, a franchise on fun (woo!)
But there are millions who often get nowhere
And there’s just one secret I think you should share

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt
At the hands of fate (so tell me)

Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Millionaire, billionaire, zillionaire

(Billions of, billions of, billions of, billions of, billions of pounds
Billions of pounds) just kill ’em some way

Maybe these luxuries can only compensate (come on, come on)
For all the cards you were dealt, babe
At the hands of fate (so tell me)

Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire

Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! I don’t! I do!
Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! I don’t!
I’ve seen the future, I can’t afford it, uh