I can’t believe we’re finally alone
I can’t believe I almost went home
What are the chances? Everyone’s dancing
And he’s not with you

The universe must have divined this
What am I gonna do? Not grab your wrist?

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
Up all night, I won’t quit
Thinking I’m gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
Plus all my clothes would fit

I could be a better boyfriend

I don’t need to tell you twice
All the ways he can’t suffice
If I could give you some advice
I would leave with me tonight

The universe must have divined this, mmm, mmm
Ladies first, baby, I insist

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
Up all night, I won’t quit
Thinking I’m gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
Plus all my clothes would fit

I could be a better boyfriend than him

I could be a better boyfriend

I never would have left you alone
Here on your own glued to your phone
Never would have left you alone
For someone else to take you home

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
Up all night, I won’t quit
I’m gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
Plus you know my clothes would fit

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
Up all night, I won’t quit
Thinking I’m gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
Plus all my clothes would fit